Little Girl Big Brain

A small girl is playing in a living room and her mother in Kitchen being busy in cooking. After some time..... 

Girl : Moo..om......
Mother : What? 
Girl : I am thirsty can you bring a glass of water? 
Mother : No, come to kitchen and have it.. 

          Five minutes later.... 

Girl : Mo.....oooom
Mother : What??  
Girl : I am THIRSTY.. can I have a glass of water?? 
Mother : "I told you NO!" if you ask again I will come and beat you 

          Five minutes later....

Girl : Moo..ooom
Mother : WHAT??? 
Girl : When you come to beat me, can you bring a glass of water? 
Mother : ???? 

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Inspirational Story

@Your inability can be your ability@  

One day Jack went to a shop and saw a board named "Sales man wanted" and came to the shop owner and asked

Jack : "I-I-I w-w-waaaant-t the j-joooob--b_b."

Shop Owner  :  Due to impediment I think this job won't suit you.

Jack :  Ih-h-haaavvve maaa-n-ny proo-bblems iiii ne--eeddd mone--yyy to feeddd my faaammi---llyyy so iiii re-reallyy neededdd thi-thi-thisss j-j-j-jobb.

Shop Owner :  OK here are two books go out and sell them.

Jack went out and came back in half an hour

Jack :  H--h-have--ssss your m-m-money.



Shop Owner :  Good Iam impressed take this is Bookes and self them

Again Jack went out and half an hour

Jack :  He--he--heresss your m-m-money.

Shop Owner : Fantastic you sold 17 books in two hours  then anyone has sold in a week.   Tell me what do you say to the people.

Jack :  W-weellll I r-r-rinnng the d-door Bell a-a-and s-s-sayy h-hel-hello s-s-siiirrr, do you w-w-want t-t-tobuy thi-this-this b-b-book, oooor d-d-do you w-w-want m_me t-t-tooo read it-t-t-too you?